Listen up: Russian girls are where it's at. I've never known a man or woman walk out of a relationship with one of us — no matter how brief, torturous, or complicated — and say that they regretted it. And that's because we're awesome. We're not afraid to call you out on... well, anything you need calling out on, and we'll make sure you check yourself (before you wreck yourself), because we're into the whole honesty thing. Sure, we're also tragically beautiful and flawless and we've got excellent taste in fashion and art (and basically everything else), but we're also smart, both book-wise and street-wise. (OK, I'm being faux-cocky here for effect, but honestly, looking at it now, most of what I wrote is true. I would just never actually say those things out loud and mean them because that's one thing Russian girls arenot: overly braggy, annoying people.)
1. Her smuggled collection of Russian pop music
Britney Spears? Rihanna? Please. You haven't experienced music until you've experienced Russian pop music, which is designed to comfortably lodge itself in the crevices of your brain until the end of time. Every Russian girl has a pile of burned CDs she's gotten in the mail from her second cousin who lives in Moscow, and she will not hesitate to bust them out in the car.
2. She probably knows where the best Russian candy and snack hub is
Stick with a Russian girl long enough, and you’ll get to experience the pure bliss of Russian chocolates and treats (and Korovka, which is a block of milky-caramel and is everything dreams are made of). Chances are, she probably also knows the best place to get a plate of Golubtsy (stuffed cabbage rolls) and a slice of Medovik torte (YAASSSSS).
3. She's got grit
Just don't expect her to let anyone walk all over her. Even if she just suspectsyou're doubting her, or you've dissed her in the slightest, she'll tell you what's what. Sometimes this comes off as aggressive, but you should know that she's been raised to question authority and probably mistrust just about everything and everyone (KGB holdovers, sorry). She's a survivor through and through, and probably the best person to weather a mosh pit with.
4. She's refreshingly straightforward
Russian gals don't flirt around any issue, problem, or disagreement, because they don't have time to tiptoe. While her ways of communicating may be "ruthless," to her, she thinks of this as maximizing time to the fullest. And time is money. And money is those Louboutin shoes she saw at Nordstrom the other day, so move along please.
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